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hey y’all fucker
me and now-navigate's friendship is mainly fueled by making fun of people we went to high school with who now have terrible lives :)
2 sets of footprints on the beach: we walked together. 1 set: i carried you. 3 sets: i rode a horse, you walked. 4 sets: horse race. 5 sets: beach sherpa. 6 sets: sherpa gets his own horse. 7 sets: two of the horses have three legs. 8 sets: sherpa on horseback gets horse-sherpa.