welcome to the floor

austin, texas

"Jennifer and Patrick were just fooling around and improvising. The director liked what he saw , filmed it, and kept it in the final cut of the movie." (source x)

this my groove

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grinderman2:

in neoliberal hell you are doomed to push a trader joe’s shopping cart through the checkout line, but when you reach the cashier, you discover that all of your Guilt-Free Raisin Rosemary Crisps have been reshelved, and you must repeat this task for eternity

"i assume you brought your speedo, oscar"
“i don’t wear a speedo, Michael”
“well you can’t swim in leather pants”

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the only way to describe my current state would be a cartoon of like a dude walking down the sidewalk dragging his head on the pavement

cash91:

*listens to my music at a reasonable volume* good morning fellow citizen. i trust you are not under the influence of a bong

There’s no way to keep in touch with certain people.
You wonder how long something can last.
Pretty sure most people don’t think about that.
But who the fuck is laughing now?

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AYYYYYYY

AYYYYYYY

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bukowskiarmwrestles:

bestrooftalkever:

I posted this inspirational video to my Instagram and many lives have been changed for the better so I’m posting it here in hopes to spread the good news.

I forgot about this fucking video

kittyshit:

me and dieeeeeeeeee keeping our friendship alive via the internet

kittyshit:

me and dieeeeeeeeee keeping our friendship alive via the internet